Me: “Tell me what one should do about a love problem.”

Felix: I need more information.  I’ve got a REAL problem.”

Me: “Oh, yeah? What is it?’

Felix: “There’s this chick-she keeps telling me she wants to f**k.  I say, ‘okay, where?’ She doesn’t tell me where to meet her.  This keeps happening.  She’s playing games.”

Me: “It sounds like maybe it’s time to move on.”

Felix: “Thanks for the advice.”8647189154_5484ce9c21_b